Tag: humor
member name: Naomi O.
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January 09, 2009 05:25 PM EST --
SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental . . .
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March 02, 2009 06:16 PM EST --
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (This was actually reported by a teacher.)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school. . . .
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March 02, 2009 06:21 PM EST --
For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally...
Circumcised
(this is priceless!) . . .
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April 03, 2009 12:59 AM EDT --
Two businessmen in Arizona were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves
set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any . . .
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January 08, 2009 05:18 PM EST --
There is this hunter and he is in the forest hunting.
He comes across a bear.
The hunter drops his gun. He starts to run, and he prays "Please God make this bear a Christian." . . .
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February 01, 2009 01:52 AM EST --
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box . . .
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February 20, 2009 03:25 AM EST --
. MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
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January 26, 2009 12:58 PM EST --
My mom sent me this joke.
The horse ride..........
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor
prior experience. . . .
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February 01, 2009 01:48 AM EST --
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her . . .
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February 10, 2009 04:25 PM EST --
Bottle of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Wyoming Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, . . .
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